four horribly untalented individuals. Two guitars, fretless bass and drums. Four "vocalists" and a zippy zither, glochenschpiel, styrafoam baby (R..I.P.) , balloons, drum machine, kazoo, singing birthday candle, green creamed corn, tambourine, the Degrassi Kids, hot rod organ (coming soon), aluminum pots, human-hair, keyboards, dark star console, whip cream pies and sampler.

~ the band would like to graciously thank all the stoners at the NEW RO for allowing Jake to blatantly state "I Like Boners!" on the 11 O'Clock news, January 10th, 2004. That's real progress.

KERMIT ROMAN NUMERAL

Ok, this is Philodoxa.

 The other band members are too lazy and/or think this shit is goddamn sellout/greasey/slick/boring shit that doesn't reflect our band at all. They're right. Think I've got an ego? Fuck yeah. Bitch. It's hard being a Cicada  trapped in a woman's body. I speak for myself when I say that yes, burn victims can be very attractive. Don't even think for a moment that I'm joking with you. Philodoxa wants nothing more than to be at peace with stinking, rotting flesh. I think that the guys in my band like to sometimes jerk off on a piece of enriched white bread and share the food afterward  -but I just overheard that shit. Crassholes.

We gave you Caroline molesting care bears. Who the hell's Caroline? Every suburban wife in Barrhaven who replaces children with yappy, genetically warped dogs. Every woman who's afraid to have kids `cause she fears they'll be born retarded. We're givin' you Penile Chimps and Jake's head on a stick. We will make scat films out on pleasant streets in random neighborhoods at one o'clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday.

I was putting James' make up on in the bathroom at the club and it occured to me that I loved him more than I might love a biological brother. He looked so much more beautiful than Nana Miskouri.

"Mommy smokes green death. Mommy sweeps the carpet".

"...a nice unicorn".

Past shows

BUMPERS, BABYLON, ZAPHOD'S CKCU radio...A WALK-A-THON AND THE GATINEAU CLOG. WHO GIVES A SHIT!